Presidential Election

Who are you going to vote for? Lets see if we can predict the actual winner.

I’m voting for Bush.

Can we get some better choices?

:laughing:

p.s. Why is Alfred E. Newman running under the alias George W. Bush?

Lets see…

John Wayne - Dead
Ronald Reagan - Dead
Charleton Heston - Possibility
Rhuiden - Unelectable (too opinionated and too practical)
Rush - Doesn’t want to take a pay cut
Neal Boortz - Good on economic and defense issues, weak on social issues
Zell Miller - Possibility
PeterD - can’t run (Canadian)
Jesse Jackson - lets get serious
Alan Keys - Possibility
Arnold - not eligible (not born in US)
Ted Kennedy - too drunk
Hilary - hahahahahahahaha…


How about these? Would any of these be better?

Rhuiden

:frowning: :arrow_right: :cry:

AMEND THE CONSTITUTION!!! :smiling_imp:

Are people who are not allowed to vote allowed to vote in this forum? I vote blank.

jc

I doubt the outcome of this poll will actually reflect the outcome of the election :stuck_out_tongue: .

If you can’t vote for PeterD, then why not vote for Michael Moor? :wink:

Steven you’re old enough to vote right? Or is it 21…anyway if you can vote for Kerry for me. Thanks for the favour.

Where’s Lex?

Who the hell keeps voting for Bush? He blew up your twin towers! The insanity! :confused:

World elections prior to November 2nd:

France Parliamentary(Senate) Sept 28,2004
Slovenia Parliamentary Oct 3,2004
Afghanistan Presidential Oct 9,2004
Australia Parliamentary Oct 9,2004
Lithuania Parliamentary Oct 10,2004
Cameroon Presidential Oct 11,2004
Belarus Parliamentary Oct 17,2004
Belarus Referendum Oct 17,2004
Ireland Presidential Oct 22,2004
Kosovo Parliamentary Oct 23,2004
Tunisia Presidential Oct 24,2004
Tunisia Parliamentary Oct 24,2004
Botswana Parliametary Oct 30,2004
Ukraine Presidential Oct 31, 2004
Uruguay Presidential(First Round) Oct 31,2004
Uruguay Legislative Oct 31,2004
Palau Presidential Nov 2,2004
Palau Legislative Nov 2,2004

Why don’t we talk about one of these? :mrgreen:

jc

Oh, I would love to discuss something else, it’s getting quite boring hearing the same rhetoric day after day: “You flip-flopper!” “You Coward!” Those wacky Americans sure know how to throw some insults…

Anyway, none of those elections matter, don’t you know. On November 2, the fate of the world, once again, will be decided. Will it be
A. American Empire Conquers
B. American Empire Flourishes

yeah, or we could talk about the outcome of the Sachsen election:

conservatives down 15.8% to 41.1%
communists (former dictatorship party) up 1.4% to 23.6%
labour party down 0.9% to 9.8%
green party up 2.5% to 5.1%
Neo Nazis up 7.8% to 9.2%
liberals up 4.8% to 5.9%

the sharp rise in votes for the Neo-Nazis would be worth discussing.

I do think the Afghani elections, if not so much the result, but rather the process is of significant import. First case of U.S. “nation-building/democratisation” since the onset of the GWOT (global war on terror).

And how can you be so insulting to our Australian friends? Anyway, would a defeat of Howard imply a withdrawal of Ossie troups from Iraq?

Anyway, my opininion on Nov 2. U.S. is that whoever wins, Iraq is F&/ç*D. Since this will be the hottest international topic for the next few years, what’s the difference who wins?

jc

It’s good that you are so optimistic.

One can only hope.

Precisely! Democrats, Republicans, why–even wonderboy Nader and his acceptance of contributions from certain right-wing anti-gay groups!–they’re all feeding from the same filthy trough.

Steven you’re old enough to vote right? Or is it 21…anyway if you can vote for Kerry for me. Thanks for the favour.

It’s 18.

Who the hell keeps voting for Bush? He blew up your twin towers!

Why do you say that? Last time I checked, everybody said it was terrorists.

Anyway, none of those elections matter, don’t you know. On November 2, the fate of the world, once again, will be decided. Will it be
A. American Empire Conquers
B. American Empire Flourishes

You don’t think it’s possible for it to be both A and B?

One final thing: Even if Kerry wins, he won’t take the troops out of Iraq the next day. It will be months, at least.

My point exactly. A and B are essentially the same thing.

conquering is the same as flourishing?

there’s a topic for the academy. :stuck_out_tongue: