Μηδέποτε πειρῶ δύο ϕίλων εἶναι κριτής

I think this might be Menander again:

μηδέποτε πειρῶ δύο ϕίλων εἶναι κριτής.
I never try to play the judge\arbitrate between two friends?

Yes it’s another of those gnomic monostichs. But note μή not οὐ: πειρῶ is imperative (from middle πειρῶμαι<πειράομαι), “Don’t ever try.”

Akh hakh, πειρῶ is the pres. middle imperative, that went right over my head.