Piloso Pede is the second of two prose works which I have created. It is roughly 3000 words of length. It was written from September to October, I did not go to school during this time. I have no use for it really as there is no demand for modern latin authors. Perhaps a less ignorant and talented latin mind I might convince, that there are new things to be offered. You could all probably imagine that your bishop would write something indeed unprecedented:
I shan’t say any words about the actual content, but I shall show you the cover of it; I was going to show it but to a few, then I thought that textkit has given me all I know, so you lads merit a view, although you might not really care or erm understand what this image be about!
P.S. I forgot the Nymphs. And yes that is a highly evil dog.
I suppose the Roman drainage system compensated for this.
This cover I showed to a girl whom I know at school. She just said what’s so good about a giant foot. But I can’t expect much more from girls round here.
But 
I can’t expect much more from girls round here.