I purchased Isaac Asimov’s Treasury of Humor for a friend, but couldn’t help but read a few of the jokes before I gave it away. Anyway, I happened upon this one, which I thought I would share (alas, I am paraphrasing from memory):
The latin professor comes home uncharacteristically late and disheveled. When his wife asks him what happened, he says “On may way home through the park I was set upon by two hoodla.”