A difficult, though liberal latin translation.

Could someone please translate this unecissarily verbose passage into Latin for me?

Why are we speaking in questions? Have you both beaten one another into such a savage state of disrepair so as to render yourselves incapable of forming Latin sentences in the simple interogative?

Quid nos interrogationibus loquimur?

I won’t venture into the second sentence, but…

cur interrogando loquimur?

I think that’s the most elegant solution for the first sentence.