Traducendi Certamen ( lads, there are Nymphs! )

Latin Learning Latin
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I have been told that there are some sharp minds here so I decide to post a translating challenge. Him who come sufficiently close I will drop 1.00 GBP via paypal. Apart from whiteoctave because that’s not fair, or benissimus as he has probably seen it before. It is just a randomly selected few relatively simple lines. It is short but translation must be sound.

*re: the last [two word] sentence, you must be aware of the actual deed

RULES:

  1. You MUST possess a foreskin
  2. You can not be a resurrected Roman. NOT FAIR LADS.
  3. You can’t be professor disguised as Aurelia’s little sister who have just begun minimus. NOT FAIR
  4. You must have an ‘electronegativity’ of at least 3.
  5. No Oxford University students. Especially St John’s weiners. I was rowing my best you fannyflappers. My latissimi dorsi are not trained for endurance.
  6. Cambridge University undergraduates I will square the 1 GBP. Oh my god SQUARE IT? Il est fou! _7. You all have access to dictionaries. That’s enough now. Don’t go asking any one for help like a loser. This is supposed to be for guerriers.
  7. You must not like dance music. (I am being deadly serious)
  8. The first person to post a translation which I believe to have reflected all the ‘sense’ in the latin is the winner.
  9. The first attempt from you will be accepted. Posting twice is pointless.
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    Translate:

    Quoque ergo ioco gavisi directo nisi in se, Nymphiscum nudi saltant Bustaque paulisper ab alia distracto unam feliciter osculantur. Deinde incensi discurrunt in vomitorii angulos. Nec vomiunt.


    Vocabulary

    Busta, ae - Busta Rhymes ( m )_
2

Your rules are kind of offensive, don’t you think?

3

I think I have it, but why did you treat “vomit” as 4th conj, or have you generated a new compound to mean to go and vomit, or perhaps a strange contraction of uomuerunt (I might not put an even more bizarre contraction of uomitum eunt past you)? And Hieronymus, why have you wasted your one allowed post to attack ancient and well-established guidelines?! Clever use of the ablative by the way :wink: - the dependency on macrons will deject most who try.

4

Winner is benissimus for vomitum eunt. Ne whiteoctave quidem percepit! Very well done indeed.

5

my transgression of rules I, II and most notably IV debarred me from entering, E.

~D

6

haha you were VERBOTEN anyway !