Too Funny To Pass Up

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Hi.

I came across this very funny piece while viisiting www.crooksandliars.com – a political mag. I think you’ll enjoy it. Here goes:

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an EAGLE to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re being screwed.

I do hope I didn’t offend.

Peace :slight_smile:

~Peter

p.s. What a scorcher of a week. Next year I think I’ll wait until Halloween before I put away the air conditioner. (hot-hot-hot)

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:stuck_out_tongue: I wonder why people don’t say funny things like these about our government. I guess they’re really pissed off after all…

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It reminds me of a couple of quotes :

“Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.”

“Nobody dies a virgin, for life screws us all.”

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:laughing:

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:laughing: that’s really funny! Most governments should change their emblem really… :wink:

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I donno, I kinda like the unicorn. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Someone should name you an honorary U.S. citizen for worrying so much about them, Peter. :smiley:

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I just showed this to some of the folks here at work.

caused a lot of… :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :exclamation:

Thanks