That is the question. I was sitting down today and I had brought 3 jaffa cakes to school. You throw a jaffa cake and it flies far and fast like shuriken and is bound to cause striking chaos for such a nice sweet foodstuff. But I was about to throw into the kitchens, it’s not asif I don’t have the sphericals to do so, for I last year lobbed so many things. However, as I held it, gave it some moment, I could not release. I shoved the whole jaffa cake into my mouth instead, panting. f (dat) = f(x+jaffa cake) - f(dat) is what I think about it.
Ah. Ye olde tradition jaffa cakes to throw continues. This practice ancient of ours Age wither shall not, custom nor stale. Yet, one catch there be. If you a jaffa cake eat instead of throw. It, a habit shall become. Then try as you might, these jaffa cakes shall to your hands eternally stick and therefrom into your mouths pass thusly infusing gargantulan quantities of sweetness and suchlike body-weakening stuff into your bloodstream, thus:
Axy*xy=λxy
and λ1=λ2
Then the matrix of your body shall have degenerate eigenvalues leading to linearly dependant eigenvalues and so shall your nullspace increase in dimension engulfing all that surrounds untill you will be transported to a universe of 1/(jaffa cakes), and there none but death awaits us all with nasty,sharp, pointy teeth, or so said Tim the enchanter.
So I say unto thee, count till the sacred number three and lob thee thrice thy holy jaffa cakes of Antioch, till thy land is rid of this scourge.
Domine, dona Episcopo requiem.
Shanth
Call me rude, but how do you have jaffa cakes in india ?
They are exclusively british delicacy! With the exception of the promotional lime and strawberry and orange triple packs that went to America.
I happen to be an international terrorist who hijacked a plane to Cymru-land and tasted jaffa cakes. Now I’m plotting to overthrow the Queen and takeover all Jaffa cake factories to indulge myself. Besides with le miracle de la internet et wikipedia who doesn’t know what they are? Chocolate cakes, Pineapple cakes, plum cakes, strawberry short-cakes, rice cakes, mud cakes, jaffa cakes are all the same. You’ve tasted one, you’ve tasted 'em all. Estne, Episcope?
Shanth
They are not called Jaffas they are Jaffa Cakes your link describes something entirely different and doubtless less pleasing.
Jaffa Cakes: Biscuit or Cake?
The source of one of the most complex conundrums ever to challenge mankind:
Is it a cake or is it a biscuit?
These small circular sponges topped with chocolate and squidgy orange stuff have been the subject of much debate over the years. Even the British government has become embroiled in this web of snack-related intrigue. At present the Jaffa Cake is classified as a cake but the British government is attempting to get it reclassified as a biscuit. This would mean it would come under a higher tax bracket as biscuits aren’t as perishable as cakes, or something technical like that … Whatever happens, the Jaffa Cake will retain a unique place in the biscuit/cake market.
Culled from http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A185104 . These I trust are your McVities’ Jaffa cakes proper.
Jaffa Cake fans may be pleased to know that there are societies dedicated to the enjoyment of Jaffa Cakes, including ‘Huggabuga Jaffacake Appreciation Society International’ or HJASI for short, based at Edinburgh University.
Wow! This phenomenon is BIG. I apologise for my ignorance of an object of importance so great. Are people into this …er…cult in a big way over there? If so you must jest not about these lest you get beaten up by gangs of offended jaffa-cake-junkie-punks.
Cheerio and happy jaffa-ing with your cakes.
Shanth
Indeed, I have worked out a formula which states that he/she who dislike jaffa cakes have some sort of mental defect. In practise it does actually work. I would give examples but you don’t know the people so there would be little point.
Also:
McVities were once involved in a court appearance where Jaffa Cakes were decided to be officially cakes and not biscuits for tax reasons. In the UK, VAT is charged on biscuits but not cakes.
Something much like a Jaffa Cake can be found in the U.S. under the name “PIMS” which should not be confused with the foul booze the British spike with cucumbers.
As I have never before had occasion to test the aerodynamics of PIMS, I cannot vouch for how well they dance with Bernoulli.
Wierd. 
Usually wikipedia artcles get ranked high on google and come on the first page of the search, yet they didn’t for this one. The closest I got was this which led me to this wikipedia article. So I assumed wikipedia didn’t have an article on jaffa cakes. Now I realise my great folly in underestimating the fame of Jaffa Cakes. I shall correct the wikipedia page jaffa dissambiguation page to include the great Jaffa cakes.
Shanth
I am not voting because there is no whiteoctave related option. 
Considering that Jaffa Cakes are a British food, I suggest that they should be packed into a trebuchet, and lobbed over an enemy’s city walls, in order to induce a [size=150]νοῦσος δεινὴ[/size], and thus make the enemy a booty for the many birds in Cilla by the sea, they for are not going from the army to Chrysa and carrying a countless ransom for the beautiful goddess.
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Did I not tell you whiteoctave is my friend! I do not disrespect him he is a great man ! He will be receiving multitude of jaffa cakes from me I can tell you !
He for is pleasing to the goddesses of your homeland and burns many pyres by the dreadful sea and chants the gods with much noise?
You but are also in that Pharr-B?
Not untrue it is.
Mingshey, let’s start an import business to get Jaffa cakes into Korea. If we can get the people hooked on this wonderful treat we can make a fortune!! 
Ho… that proposal, as did the wikipedia description of Jaffa cake, makes my mouth watering.
I should consult my brother about import business sooner or later.
A problem is, Chaebul(재벌)'s take it all in such a business. 
We can start the business, start to get rich, and when the Chaebols notice us we can sell out to the highest bidder.