That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen here cdm!!
Well done!!
Thank you all for the generous complements. We should all start a line of publications, perhaps, for the “ludutor” and “ludutorix” amongst us. 
Yes…I know, I know…a little photoshop skill does not hide the holes in my knowledge of Latin grammar. 
You can help clean up the copy before it goes to print.
As for “that special someone,” I didn’t think it would work in the Latin. Personally, I wanted to use the verb “to snuggle” in that statement, but alas, it wasn’t in my English-Latin dictionary or on that short list available at the Vatican’s site (go figure 
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To show that I am certainly no chauvanist and conscious of the lustfulness of both sexes, this one is for you:
It was hard to resist the temptation to make these pictures R-rated…after all, I’m assuming this is a “family fun” kinda board. 
Imagine Graham Chapman in his famous role as Dominus Martis!
There are a couple of really nice sites that explain the Roman calendar and even give you graphical representations. I picked that one off of http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/w/x/wxk116/RomanCalendar/.
Anyway, I’m very glad I could brighten some of your days. 
All the best,
Chris
puellaribus!!! rofl
To show that I am certainly no chauvanist and conscious of the lustfulness of both sexes, this one is for you:
Now that’s more like it!