Right, squire! Plumage.
(I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.)
- Tim
Tada!
NOBODY expects the Spanish inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise… and fear… That is, our two chief weapons are surprise and fear… And ruthless efficiency… Our THREE weapons are surprise, fear, and ruthless efficiency. And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope! 
Our FOUR wea… No, AMONGST our weapons are surprise, fear… Darn.
This is amy’s friend who decided she had to comment-
I used that Spanish Inquisition quote for my audition at camp last year
-and end the randomness.
Yes, and we’d like it back, please. Also, the parrot.
Um…and the Moose. And don’t forget the llamas.
Oh! and the horses! Mustn’t forget the horses!
(What sort of camp makes you audition to get in??)
- Tim
We like dee horses, They’re very cloze to usss
not as close as dirigibles and zepelins…
Ich bin surprised that no one have terminated this thread. Quo haec est episcopo orta perdenti licentia? 
Make that threa_t_.
We apologize for the preceding posts which failed
to properly adulate the equestrian breeds.
Those responsible have been sacked.
We will now resume the thread in the proper manner.
Again, we apologize to all the equine lovers.
…
I love horses,
… best of all the animals!
I love horses,
… they taste great!
- Tim
Why did rice call this thread a threat?
Heh, never mind.
Where to?
- Tim
This is the silliest thread we’ve ever done. Much sillier than whiskey.
No, NO, stop that too silly
Right… And now for something COMPLETELY different…!