This means graveyard in german. I hope anyway from what I recall!
Today was bad as usual until german. I had forgotten my lunch so had no protein I mean food. Then I came into class and the german teacher bless her kind soul I mean that she had lit candles for us and guess what was on the table?
Whatever you choose, I ate 10 of them. And I woke up never anticipating that I would eat anything of jaffa cakes since there was none at home. That made my day 
hmm⌠some people think youâre a canibal, canât imagine why .
Yeah, Friehof is the right word
Whatâs a Jaffa cake?
YeahâŚand while weâre on itâŚwhat the heck are McVities??
It must be some sort of strange British foodâŚitâs not like haggis is it 
Glad to see a healthy turnout; and, in my poll, blacks are allowed to vote!
Only the ignorant on other continents would dare to compare Jaffa Cakes to such an ugly food. Jaffa Cakes are the only cake/biscuit hybrid. They are only the BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD also I have discovered the food with the greatest deliciosity: fat ratio (1000000^29: 1)
They have tried to measure the ratio of lime jaffa cakes but they are too rare they disappeared after 0.00000000075 milleseconds of creation. Just too delicious. I search for them but I can not find as yet. I have eaten in my life 3.
YeahâŚand while weâre on itâŚwhat the heck are McVities??
The company that make them. So Epi lives and sleeps in a factory owned by McVities, which produces the Jaffa Cakes. Itâs a huge factory so he only once managed to find the lemon ones, but then Benissimus called him away to search for whiteoctave and Epi has just never managed to find that department again and thinks that they must have stopped making them⌠but I think I may have seen some lemon ones in Europe 
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Lemon jaffa cakes? You crazy german they are lime! And yes I live in a jaffa cakes factory.
Are we supposed to take epicurial tips from a man who, by his own admission, likes to drink egg whites?
I chose Jaffa Cakes, of course.
William
Hey I am not here to convince you. You no like jaffa cakes? = more jaffa cakes for me
Is there such a huge difference between lemon and lime jaffa cakes? 
There have been no lemon jaffa cakes no one be so foolish even though they might taste insanely good nothing rivals lime. And in german there were yet more jaffa cakes. Itâs almost as much as the jaffa cake factory in which I live. It makes you wonder how I possess such a defined stomach is it not emma. Because I sure do eat a hell of a lot of jaffa cakes. If there were lime ones I would dedicate my life to eating them and shut every one out and rob people for money for jaffa cakes. You think Iâm lying donât you.
Well anyway, I still donât quite understand why some people think youâre German teacher served whiteoctave up for you to eat.
My next question would beâŚare Jacobs Jaffa Cakes as good as McVities?? My next, next question would beâŚare Jaffa Cakes good enough that I need to spend $15US to have them shipped here from England??
Emma : I do agree that the amount of votes for whiteoctave is disturbing. Why would he be on my german table? Just lying there in a fit on the desk instead of jaffa cakes.
Mcvities are jaffa cakes. Accept no fakes. However in britain we do receive respectable copies notably: Asda jaffa cakes, Tesco [Value even]. We at the mcvities factory are glad to see that others have the skill and have checked that they have not stolen our recipe.
Are Mcvities Jaffa Cakes worth $15 shippingâŚWell the short answer to that question would be the inverse of NO cubed. Translated in Acton, West London, âHell Yeah bruv!â You should buy in bulk however. Iâd say 100 packets?
Actually, the more people who buy them, the easier it is to find them in stores.
Anyway, just out of interest, what accent do you speak with, Episcopus? For some reason, I can imagine a classroom full of people speaking in that, shall we say colourful, London accent (the one all the criminals use in The Bill) while hoeing into some sort of biscuits. " 'Ere, 'ave 'ome 'Affa 'akes, 'ere 'eally 'ood."
I speak like a, shall we say, paysan gallois, loosely translated crazy person. There are a lot of like after clauses like, and many examples of harsh vulgar language, which words are quite animated.
Today in physics while the teacher was throwing magnesium on fire and not even warning us, being slightly lacking in sight I turned around opened them and from the white lightâs clearing I saw an empty 15-pack of jaffa cakes on the floor! What is the deal with this school and jaffa cakes! I donât know but I like it! Shame it was empty however, the packet alone nevertheless is so pretty.
And then the teacher brought in some toy gun which shoots foam shurikens and started to hit us. Then I said do you have any STRONTIUM and he said oooh do you like my STRONTIUMâŚI mean er no we donât have any strontium today. Then a random student who wasnât even in our class said that burn with a red flame, I said ooh red thatâs what I wanted. Finally we played âguess the dynamisâ (square root game). I was not performing well today.
Please donât tell me you watch The Bill??? 
Jaffa Cakes are the only cake/biscuit hybrid.
You liar⌠mi granny makes things like that⌠Of any flavour you like.