Das Inverse Theory in education

Since this is a forum focused on learning I thought I might share with you another manifestation des Inversen Theorys. Yes that is the german genitive which I 1/knew last year so I (1/know it)^-1 1/then! Anyhow listen to this:

I was eager for a lesson on Friday even in the anarchic afterMATH of a crazy pure test involving multitudinous constants k although the word constant begins with a c I suppose it’s german think Konstant and also it may be confused with c the y intercept. Anyhow we had not learned any new maths for about a month. Always delays for ‘revision’ prior to the test they do.

So I went into the classroom threw my bag on the table and said errr crazy irish tangent let’s get stuck in miss! She was like ooh there ‘is’ only 6 people in the class so there’s no point in starting. Qui were skipping the lesson because the test on monday had hurt them. The same thing happened on wednesday I could not believe it. I said ‘oi my mother pays your wages in ridiculous taxes get out of your seat and teach’ (INVERSE THEORY do you remember teachers telling YOU get BACK to your seat and LEARN). I was so angry I was pulling people stay in the class but one girl just ran out she needed to smoke.

And after the ice skating in physics now that every one has failed the exam he just cancels another 2 lessons. I didn’t even bother to persuade him physics sucks.

The attitude of hard work in a school is inversed here everything academically is very relaxed as people have accepted that they will be going nowhere. The few who can just need to have a bit of luck and hope dass das Inverse Theory their way swing will! Good day to you all! Do not let it put a 1 over your head you have been warned!

school… I hardly remember what that is like. Apparently we were suppose to be in school last week, but I couldn’t be bothered to go and I didn’t miss much. I think they watched Simpsons or so in class. I did go to maths though and physics and what a mistake going in for physics was. Maths too was a waste of time, but not as much as physics. Plus all my teachers saw me… me and Laura were hiding behind a TV so that Herr Zima wouldn’t see us and up walkes Herr Balg and askes me why I hadn’t been in history, if I just hadn’t felt like it or what? But did didn’t ask Laura, who hadn’t been there either!
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He didn’t wait for an answer though… I’ve been busy revising for my exams and so I couldn’t be bothered to go and sit in school when I could be learning some usefull maths or physics instead at home. I think the teachers sort of understand that… but not all of them.

Today the chemistry teacher told us to read page bla bla and make notes. No teaching. Then she just got up and left us alone all lesson. One learns so much more without her. I constructed from a condensed amino acid a protein dipeptide of which I was quite proud for we have not really studied that and I see it always on the tubs of protein. Then I drew a selection of hydrocarbons that obviously do exist somewhere, one of which I adapted to paint (those only chemists will understand):

I like aromatic compounds.

Did they teach you that those bonds on the ring are neither single nor double bonds, but something inbetween?