PeterD, tell me something about yourself.
I require something to ridicule, after you so rudely abused me in Greek forum.
Take it outside.
I dare say, Turpissimus, while ad hominem attacks and agressive rhetorical behaviour are no strangers to discussing opposing points, nonetheless, it was not my intention when I replied to your post to ridicule or embarrass, but rather to inform you. My apologies if you felt otherwise. 
While the less that is known about me the better 
, I shall say this: I am a good person at heart who enjoys very much the company of good people, loves to debate and has one hell of a mischievous side.
~PeterD (a.k.a. ἑκηβόλος)
That’s telling them!
I think several have missed Turpissumus’ mischievous side, unless I have very badly misread his intentions.
So make something bad about yourself up, Mr. D, so he can write some blame poetry. (I don’t know about the Romans, but there’s reason to believe at least some Greek blame poetry was of this in-group, joking around variety.)
OK William of the shining corslet, moderator of the Learning Greek board…here goes:
Turpissimus,
- I drink my OJ out of the carton;
I have long, wavy hair (καρηκομοῶν);
sometimes I don’t shave (still look good, though);
although I don’t cry over spilled milk, I do have a (Greek) temper;
I am a rebel with too many causes who is always getting into trouble;
and finally, I have broken too many hearts. 
~Mr. D
Oh, I figured he was joking. But I was too.
(There isn’t actually any “outside” for them to take it to.)
(I don’t know about the Romans, but there’s reason to believe at least some Greek blame poetry was of this in-group, joking around variety.)
Yes, Will, you’re quite right. Catullus called his friends some quite offensive things. Cinaedus and pathicus were certainly used, and he described their activities too - pedicare and irrumare. I’m not sure about Martial but the words moechor and mentula certainly made more than one appearance. Mentula has the rather nice advantage that it forms a dactyl all on its own.
I believe, however, that I shall eschew the cruder forms of satire, believing the use of obscene language to be the province of teenagers, and instead restrict myself to ridiculing your hairstyle, Peter, and your need to overcompensate for your lack of success with women by telling us all about your imagined exploits.
And if you persist with this ridiculous false politeness, I shall become very angry indeed. So…Canadian…
Turpissimus, you have sullied my fine reputation for the last time.
Pistols at ten paces?
En garde! 
Outside for sure now!
As long as you don’t stand near the Greek books, it’s alright. (We don’t want to get blood on them.)
…Go stand next to the Latin books.
Right. Greek books are too delicate.
Latin books are tough; they’re sturdy; built to last. Thay already have lots of blood on them and they wear it well.
- Tim
Turpissimus ridicule and mischievous behaviour do not belong in textkit. As a veteran here always trying to maintain peace with Eureka I must concur - please take your insults elsewhither. Plus Canadians are the best. I want to live in the mountains and hunt fish even though I vomit if one touches me.
um, this is all in good natured jest.
As I understand it, they’re trying to work themselves up into a lather in order to write greek verse; they’re trying to get motivated to write. To do so, they need topics and have take adversarial postions into order to frame the “battle” of verse.
OTOH, if you’re going to add some greek verse, then I’m off base and step aside.
- Tim
Plus Canadians are the best. I want to live in the mountains and hunt fish even though I vomit if one touches me.
Just don’t move to Saskatchewan then…you’ll find no mountains.
Battle away guys!
Well there is always what I call “the pimple on the prairies”–ie, Blackstrap ski hill. It is a manmade hill that apparently people ski on. lol. It sticks out like a sore thumb because it is so little but pokes up above the prairies. Funny thing. You won’t find any fish there (though it does descend into the Quapelle valley…).
As I understand it, they’re trying to work themselves up into a lather in order to write greek verse;
Alas no. Propter egestatem meae linguae I shall not be versifying in Greek. I don’t even understand the language, unfortunate as that is. And I know PeterD doesn’t understand Latin, so it is unlikely that either of us will be able to appreciate the verses of the other.
In any event, given that several circumstances beyond my control have come to light, viz.
- lack of dactyls in the Latin language
- my own unfamiliarity with the rules relating to elision
- difficulty with that really hard bit to get right at the end of the second half of the pentameter
…it appears that I will be unable to produce any meaningful verses unless given, let’s say, a week.
In the meantime, it you want to take a look at my laughable effort so far, that can be found in the Elegy thread. It has not the technical skill of Benissimus’ verse but I think there is more artistic unity to the piece, even if it is not something the Romans would compose verse about.
I’m off to read Propertius’ Elegies, need some inspiration and I think Assisi’s finest is the man to provide it.
OK, I’m stumped.
I have no idea then what you two were up to.
- Tim
Episcopus,
My sincerest apologies for my inaccurate comments.
- Tim