Oh my gosh!

Deudeditus · Post by **Deudeditus** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:07 pm

My band had a show on saturday and it wasn't that good, so I went back to our practice pad and got bloody drunk.

not the most responsible thing to do, but hey, I didn't drive. I don't usually get drunk, so I don't think I handled it very well. after i-dont-know-how-many urine-tasting beers and some guinness (and much, much more came after, I'm sure.) I stopped remembering things. That wouldn't be that bad, certainly not worth dedicating a new topic about. but it gets worse... when I woke up, my arm hurt and when I looked down, I saw the word MALVS carved

into my arm (i found my ka-bar near the place I woke up with blood on the tip and blood on my deditos, so I'm assumming it was carved.. it's certainly ugly enough), on the inside of my left bicep (it would have been funnier had I carved SINISTER or MALVM=apple.haha.) I thought 'what the hell? this is horrible!' but the worst part is that i rubbed calligraphy ink into it (or, at least I think I did, owing to the spilled bottle of it and inky fountain pen on the floor near to where I woke up... there was no ink on my hands so I think I wrote on it with the pen.). ridiculous... never drinking again... Noone remembers me doing this to myself.

I hope the ink washes out or something. I'm marked now. AAARRRGGGHH!!!

- Jon the Apple

edonnelly · Post by **edonnelly** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:54 pm

How about:

TETANVS

Kopio · Post by **Kopio** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:59 pm

How about μο?ος or αγνωστος!

Just kidding

I once carved the D e a d Kennedies DK symbol in my left forearm....alas....no ink though....good luck with that!

Deudeditus · Post by **Deudeditus** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:27 pm

what do they mean?
tastless, maybe?

Episcopus · Post by **Episcopus** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:54 pm

not that i ever would poison myself to such an extent, but if i ever were compelled to write some word upon myself it would have to be "QVIBVS" yes Deu you should have written QVIBVS

i very seldom drink alcohol after a few enlightening incidents many years ago in the pre latin days, and the last time i did i felt this girl's leg who had hair on her face. her FACE. welsh valley pubs are places i used to frequent, but now which i like to avoid since i prefer green fields and old architechture.

~E

Lucus Eques · Post by **Lucus Eques** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:32 pm

You ol' Gothic softy, Epi.

Your tale, Jon, is both harrowing and hilarious. I voted MALVM because it also means "damnit!" which I think fits your frame of mind when first witnessing the cutical inscription. I do hope your inebriated attempt at tatooing won't leave you permanently scarred. Lotsa Neosporin.

Alternatively, should you not succeed to that end, then, depending on the diminution of your spearment stalk, shall we say, the comparison to a ship's mast may serve as an effective advertisement.

Sanskrit · Post by **Sanskrit** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:35 pm

You should have carved "MENTULA". lol

Have you been to the doctor afterwards?

GlottalGreekGeek · Post by **GlottalGreekGeek** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:27 am

The google ads on this thread are trying to sell me fancy fountain pens. I find that amusing, considering the dark, grim subject of this thread

rimon-jad · Post by **rimon-jad** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:53 am

PHOTO! PHOTO!

Kopio · Post by **Kopio** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:52 am

Deudeditus · Post by **Deudeditus** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:13 pm

The google ads on this thread are trying to sell me fancy fountain pens

I laughed.

depending on the diminution of your spearment stalk, shall we say, the comparison to a ship's mast may serve as an effective advertisement.

took me a while to figure out what you were trying to say and why you were talking about mint. just for clarification and since I don't have a macronshowing dictionary with me; does malus=mast have a long a?

well, my MALVS (I've named it, see...) still as strong as ever (not my MALVS, but my scrawlings

). TETANVS is kind of a concern, but so far I haven't been to the doctor's. Don't think my arm's going to fall off, though. I might post some pics.

why, Epi, would you carve QVIBVS?

rimon-jad · Post by **rimon-jad** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:23 pm

Deudeditus wrote:
I might post some pics.

The sooner the better, unless there is some kind of exotic infection going on

annis · Post by **annis** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:34 pm

rimon-jad wrote:
Deudeditus wrote:I might post some pics.
The sooner the better,

That's right. Tattoos never look better than just after they're done.

Episcopus · Post by **Episcopus** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:21 pm

Deudeditus wrote:
why would you carve QVIBVS?

why did you carve yourself?

~E

Kopio · Post by **Kopio** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:56 pm

I second Hand-Grenade.....

I definitely think you should post some photos!!

Lucus Eques · Post by **Lucus Eques** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:05 pm

I prefer Bat-Grenade ...

Episcopus · Post by **Episcopus** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:22 pm

No wait, you should have carved, "SANSKRIT IS A DOG LANGUAGE!"

~E

nostos · Post by **nostos** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:46 pm

Lucus Eques wrote:I prefer Bat-Grenade ...

They forgot He-Man

But on the whole, beyond price!

Sanskrit · Post by **Sanskrit** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:30 pm

Episcopus wrote:No wait, you should have carved, "SANSKRIT IS A DOG LANGUAGE!"

~E

A "dog" in reverse language, mr. Viking.

Deudeditus · Post by **Deudeditus** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:55 pm

I shall, tomorrow have photos. I think maybe Sanskrit non est canicula lingua... Aannyywwaayy, the point is that tomorrow I will have pictures of my MALVS for you all to see!

-Jon Malosus

Democritus · Post by **Democritus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:44 am

I vote for UMERUS.

Look on the bright side, though, it could have been a lot worse. Imagine if it was on your forehead. Or on someone else, god forbid. (Have you inspected your drinking buddies, for any additional vocabulary?)

If we ever get t-shirts, we can consider getting long sleeves.

Deudeditus · Post by **Deudeditus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:56 pm

well this is the iniuria corpori I have sustained. it's not that big, for which I am thankful, but it's ugly, which is fitting

, and red. probably a bit infected, but I've had worse. I'm apparently the only one with such scrawling.

If we ever get t-shirts, we can consider getting long sleeves.

-Jon

rimon-jad · Post by **rimon-jad** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:45 pm

yeah man, you rock!!! that's pure evil! :D
keep working...hope to see some more fleshcarvings soon ;)
you're not alone in your drunken sickness :D

Lucus Eques · Post by **Lucus Eques** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:17 pm

Amazing. That is something to cherish.

Sanskrit · Post by **Sanskrit** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:17 pm

It doesn't look bad. I guess the redness of the wound will disappear over time. I would have gone to the doctor's, maybe the can give some advice.

rimon-jad · Post by **rimon-jad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:49 pm

this:

is my back

course i didn't do it myself

Deudeditus · Post by **Deudeditus** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:32 pm

looks like it was drawn on with a marker. thats sick, man, how'd you work up the balls to do that? evedently you're a fan of the Annointed one?

rimon-jad · Post by **rimon-jad** » Tue May 02, 2006 10:11 am

well, we were just having a good time cutting each over

i just wanted to show that your MALVS isn't that bad (or stupid).
i certainly do have strong feelings about chrisitan God, but none of them positive.

Deudeditus · Post by **Deudeditus** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:33 pm

and I guess my MALVS isn't that big either... baZING!

-Jon

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