## Das Inverse Theory

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Do you know that photography

Silver Nitrate (AgNO3) is a chemical affected by light. The more light it takes the blacker it goes, from its original white colour. So what they do in photography Black and white put white silver nitrate on the photo paper and then shine light on it INVERSELY because the darkest parts in the end photo will have to have the MOST light given to them.

**IS**Das Inverse Theory?Silver Nitrate (AgNO3) is a chemical affected by light. The more light it takes the blacker it goes, from its original white colour. So what they do in photography Black and white put white silver nitrate on the photo paper and then shine light on it INVERSELY because the darkest parts in the end photo will have to have the MOST light given to them.

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Well did you know that eh? See you bloody well 1/did! Well aha Silver Nitrate parked outside. There are many chemicals whose certain properties are yet to be usefully exploited or discovered. I and crazy sidekick Zhi will find a shocking one one day, which will involve das Inverse Theory again because it is the key to everything.

Take for example the line TR of gradient dy/dx = 5. Draw in a perpendicular bisector, that's 90 degrees to TR Aurelia. Whither turned is it? First of all to be perpendicular thereto gradi eum adversa oportet, it must have gradient in the opposite direction (see gradiens, -nt) so it will degrade negatively. So we now have -. If TR be 5 then UK the perpendicular bisector will have gradient negative 1/5. = Das Inverse Theory. It is a rule inverse negatively. Try drawing one. My mother showed me that yesterday, I was like DAS INVERSE THEORY IST UBERALLS! An deinen FACE!

Take for example the line TR of gradient dy/dx = 5. Draw in a perpendicular bisector, that's 90 degrees to TR Aurelia. Whither turned is it? First of all to be perpendicular thereto gradi eum adversa oportet, it must have gradient in the opposite direction (see gradiens, -nt) so it will degrade negatively. So we now have -. If TR be 5 then UK the perpendicular bisector will have gradient negative 1/5. = Das Inverse Theory. It is a rule inverse negatively. Try drawing one. My mother showed me that yesterday, I was like DAS INVERSE THEORY IST UBERALLS! An deinen FACE!

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### PROOFS, das inverse theory

Now in mathematics we have proofs, but often generally we can differentiate a circle to find -2y-2x/2y+2x = dy/dx from but not apply to reality. Here I will give a practical example and hence proof, as to exactly how das inverse theory can not meddle with love.

Since one can not meddle with love (Cf. Sabrina die teenage Witch), let girl = x.

There is an x whom I and hate and desire. x consists of 1 horizontal (i) 1 vertical (j) and 1 z component (k).

i = stultitia

j = pulchritudo

k = cervicis succus

If now we apply das inverse theory to x we get:

(inversing with respect to x)

dee-inverse/dx = 1

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( i + j + k )

which is of course 1/i + 1/j + 1/k

substitute (stultitia) for i : 1/(stultitia) = sapientia/1.

substitute (pulchritudo) for j : 1/(pulchritudo) = deformitas/1.

substitute (cervicis succus) for k : 1/(cerivis succu) = episcopi ariditas/1.

So, putting girl in for x: we get, deeinverse/dee-girl = sapience, ugliness, and dry bishóp. Now asif ugliness were not bad enough, a girl is not a girl if she have a bishop let alone one of considerable aridity. Therefore, das Inverse Theory can NOT be applied to puellile matters.

To summarize, da stand der Bischof, der hoffte, dass das inverse theory ein gutes Mädchen machen kónnte. That's to say, I was excited that das inverse theory might help me, but now I am being tormented. And I thought that the most powerful and elegant mathematical discovery of the century would be sufficiently potent.

1/skipping heaven

Since one can not meddle with love (Cf. Sabrina die teenage Witch), let girl = x.

There is an x whom I and hate and desire. x consists of 1 horizontal (i) 1 vertical (j) and 1 z component (k).

i = stultitia

j = pulchritudo

k = cervicis succus

If now we apply das inverse theory to x we get:

(inversing with respect to x)

dee-inverse/dx = 1

___________________

( i + j + k )

which is of course 1/i + 1/j + 1/k

substitute (stultitia) for i : 1/(stultitia) = sapientia/1.

substitute (pulchritudo) for j : 1/(pulchritudo) = deformitas/1.

substitute (cervicis succus) for k : 1/(cerivis succu) = episcopi ariditas/1.

So, putting girl in for x: we get, deeinverse/dee-girl = sapience, ugliness, and dry bishóp. Now asif ugliness were not bad enough, a girl is not a girl if she have a bishop let alone one of considerable aridity. Therefore, das Inverse Theory can NOT be applied to puellile matters.

To summarize, da stand der Bischof, der hoffte, dass das inverse theory ein gutes Mädchen machen kónnte. That's to say, I was excited that das inverse theory might help me, but now I am being tormented. And I thought that the most powerful and elegant mathematical discovery of the century would be sufficiently potent.

1/skipping heaven