Fairest Goddess That Ever Lived

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Who is the fairest?

Hera
3
10%
Athena
13
45%
Aphrodite
13
45%
 
Total votes: 29

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Post by Eureka » Fri Jun 04, 2004 1:58 am

Lex wrote:
Eureka wrote:Clearly Hera's more attractive than Aphrodite, because Zeus would have had first choice.

...That just leaves Frigid Athena.
Aphrodite, Athena and Artemis were all daughters of Zeus. Apparently the sexual... errrr... liberality... of the Greeks only went so far.
Most stories had Aphrodite being the daughter of Uranus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodite
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Post by benissimus » Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:40 am

Oh yes, the product of his "sea foam". But I wouldn't say that popping out of someone's head or sea foam forbids you from marrying them.
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Post by primitive » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:18 pm

The hard part about this choice is that the Greek Gods had some human qualities and could not be perfectly flawless. Some of the Gods made their own mistakes. Take the Titan, Cronus, for example. Cronus was overthrown by Zeus. He made mistakes in his decisions.
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Post by Lex » Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:19 am

Eureka wrote:
Lex wrote:
Eureka wrote:Clearly Hera's more attractive than Aphrodite, because Zeus would have had first choice.

...That just leaves Frigid Athena.
Aphrodite, Athena and Artemis were all daughters of Zeus. Apparently the sexual... errrr... liberality... of the Greeks only went so far.
Most stories had Aphrodite being the daughter of Uranus.
According to the Oxford Classical Dictionary (which you might find on the discount rack like I did, if you're lucky), Hesiod says she is the product of "the severed genitals of Uranus", while Homer says she is the daughter of Zeus and Dione.
I, Lex Llama, super genius, will one day rule this planet! And then you'll rue the day you messed with me, you damned dirty apes!

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Post by mercutio » Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:09 pm

If Aphrodite offers erotic beauty, Athene offers wisdom & Here offers - hell, no one knows what she offers - then, since I am male, I have no choice but to choose Aphrodite. Which I did. I shall now expect my gift. Any time now... oh yeah... when you're ready Aphrodite, now would be a good time... yep, any minute now, I can feel it...

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Post by mercutio » Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:13 pm

Eureka wrote:According to the Oxford Classical Dictionary (which you might find on the discount rack like I did, if you're lucky), Hesiod says she is the product of "the severed genitals of Uranus", while Homer says she is the daughter of Zeus and Dione.
I think I can solve that conundrum. If your parents were the severed genitals of Uranus & the ocean, would you tell the truth to your friends? Or come up with some story about your dad being the king of the gods & your mum a nice little innocent nymph? Would make it easier for you to invite your boyfriend round to your parents' place for dinner:)

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Post by mercutio » Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:21 pm

Eureka wrote:Clearly Hera's more attractive than Aphrodite, because Zeus would have had first choice.
Zeus' choice was a little more complicated than just choosing the more attractive one... Here was his sister & Aphrodite his daughter. God knows how Zeus [no anachronism] got himself in a situation where it could only be his sister or his daughter for his wife - what was wrong with the goddesses in the next village? - but if I were ever forced to make the same decision - please God, Zeus, Allah, Krishna, Bhudda, one of you guys, no!!! - I'd probably take the sister option too:(

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Post by Mongoose42 » Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:12 pm

As a male I can say that sometimes brains is more attractive than physical appearence. That could just be because I am a nerd with no life but 7 people have agreed with me :lol: .
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Post by benissimus » Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:28 pm

Some of the fairest people I know I am not attracted to at all ;)

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Post by threewood14 » Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:08 pm

Nerds are hott.
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