Anybody else here get utterly sick of people forming pseudo-Latin plurals by adding -ii? Example: virus -> virii, or even worse, penis -> penii. It's always got on my nerves... now, it doesn't bother me that people form humorous plurals by analogy. What bothers me is they do it on an analogy that doesn't even exist. There's no word where -us (or especially -is) becomes -ii; that only happens with -ius (radi-us -> radi-i). Sheesh, I realized this years before I ever considered studying Latin!
Y'know what put me on this rant, though? Even the game Rome: Total War got this wrong. The game is peppered with real quotes from Romans (sometimes with the Latin, sometimes without), but then they went and called the primary clans -- led by people named Julius, Brutus, and Scipio -- the Julii, Brutii, and Scipii. Face, meet my friend Palm.

