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Postby Mulciber » Sun Jan 23, 2005 1:43 pm

Cur pullus viam transiit?
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Postby Kladaradatsj » Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:00 pm

Periculumne commercii vehiculorum non iam scit?
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Postby cweb255 » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:22 pm

rapire pullam?
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Postby Dingbats » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:26 pm

cweb255 wrote:rapire pullam?

Quid "pulla" est? "Puella" voluistine dicere?
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Postby Mulciber » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:44 pm

Vos omnes erravistis. Re vera pullus viam transiit ut ultra viam perveniret.

Alter iocus:

Quo vocabulo ovis cruribus carens vocatur?
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Postby Episcopus » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:09 pm

Alium meliorenque protineo!

Quid Arachosius porco in capite appelletur?

Hamed

Quid Arachosius duobus in capite porcis appelletur?

Mohammed

Quid Arachoisius duobis in capite porcis interque duas domus qui stet appelletur?

Mohammed Ali

Episcopus regit!
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Postby Mulciber » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:55 pm

Male accidit quod Episcopi ioca non intellegi possunt ab illis qui Anglice non sciant, quorum nonnulli his paginis utuntur.

(Ovis cruribus carens nubes vocatur.)
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Postby Dingbats » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:22 pm

Mulciber, cur litteris tam magnis uteris? Difficiles sunt lectu. (Lectu rectum estne? :?)
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Postby Mulciber » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:19 am

Quam inepta dicis!

Quo scriptum est maius, eo facilius est lectu!
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Postby mingshey » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:48 am

Einstein

transiitne pullus viam, sed via pullum transiit.
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Postby Amy » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:41 am

vere audivi:
QVANDO IANVA IANVA NON EST?
QVANDO SEMIAPERTA EST!

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Postby benissimus » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:16 am

accipitrem in humero gerens intrat in tabernam quidem barbarus...

"qua regione," inquit hospes, "illud invenisti?"

"Graecia, undique ab illa inveniantur!" (respondet accipiter)

:P
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flebile nescio quid queritur lyra, flebile lingua murmurat exanimis, respondent flebile ripae
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Postby Kladaradatsj » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:20 pm

benissimus wrote:accipitrem in humero gerens intrat in tabernam quidem barbarus...

"qua regione," inquit hospes, "illud invenisti?"

"Graecia, undique ab illa inveniantur!"

:P


Quis alius etiam 'Blackadder' in animo agitat? Ibi dominus Blackadder et dominus Percy Hispanorum rem eiusdem generis dicebant. :D
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Postby Parthenophilus » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:24 pm

Benissimi iocum non comprehendo. :?
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Postby benissimus » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:18 pm

Parthenophilus wrote:Benissimi iocum non comprehendo. :?

est accipiter, non barbarus, qui respondit
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Postby Parthenophilus » Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:38 pm

Ah, teneo. Debuisti hoc indicare. :lol:

Kladaradatsj, quod episodium Blackadderi dicis? In capite audire possum Rowanum Atkinson verba similia dicentem, sed non recordari possum quod episodium et quae series esset.
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Postby Kladaradatsj » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:52 pm

In episodio primo seriei secundae (cum 'Bob') dominus Percy dicit nullum Hispanum esse qui eum evincere possit sagittas mittendo. Dominus Blackadder respondit ingeniose: 'Hispanias i, decies centena milia ibi adsunt.' :D
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Postby Parthenophilus » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:10 pm

Nunc Recordor! Secunda erat optima series. Eam centies fere spectavi. :lol:
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Postby Turpissimus » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:44 pm

Puella parva caeca ad matrem ivit quaesivitque quando sit videre valituram. Mater ei respondit postridie se apud medicum medicamina spumae lactis forma empturas esse. proximo die ille videre valituram esse.

Mane spumam lactis emit, atque domum rettulerunt. puella parva magis magisque se commovit, quia denique denuo videre potuit. Cum domum redirent, mater spumam lactis in filiae oculis posuit, circum caput fasciam intorsit, duxitque filiam suam ad lectum.

Proximo die puella parva caeca in matris cubiculum titubavit, magna cum commotione clamavit: "Aufer fasciam propere ut rursus videre possim". itaque matrem diligente magnaque cum cura fasciam abstulit, dum filia plus se erigebat. fasciis ablatis puella matrem quaesivit cur non videre posset. Mater ei respondit: "stulta Aprilis"
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Postby Parthenophilus » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:55 pm

:lol:

Har-hardy-har-har. Mater filiae documentum dedit.
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Postby Dingbats » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:06 pm

Iocus bonus est, Turpissime, sed cum dimidiam partem legeram, quem finem habiturus esset scivi. Res eius optima est quod eum comprehendo! :P
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Postby Turpissimus » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:34 pm

Paedophilos puerque in silva nocte ambulant. Puer dixit se timere. Paedophilos dixit: "Dicis te timere! Mihi domum per silvam solum eundum est!"
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Postby Parthenophilus » Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:15 am

Post resurrectionem Sanctus Petrus et Iesus in Galilaea Mari una otiabantur.

Cum scapha eorum haud procul a litore esset, subito Petrus frontem manu percussit, et dixit, "Malum! Sandovica [sandwiches] in litore reliqui."

Respondit Iesus, "Desperandum non est. Ad litus ambulabo ut ea adferam. Iam adero!" Cum autem Iesus e scapha exsiluisset, statim in aquam evanuit quasi saxum esset.

Paulo post summam ad aquam revenit et latere scaphae enisus piscem ex aure extraxit dicens, "Malum est! Semper id efficere poteram antequam pedes meos perforaverunt."
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Postby Mulciber » Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:45 pm

Quid rustici Iesus erat! Haud mirandum est Petrum ter negavisse se eum novisse.
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Postby Dingbats » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:53 pm

George W. Bush mortuus erat et ad ianuam caeli stetit. Introire voluit et ianuam pulsavit. "Quis es?", Deus quaesivit. Bush dixit se Bush esse. "Proba te illum esse", dixit Deus. Dixit Bush, "Cur me Bush esse probare debeo?". "Omnes debent; Einstein debuit, Picasso debuit", Deus respondit. Bush miratus: "Quis Einstein est, quis Picasso est?". Suspiravit Deus, "introi".
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Postby Mulciber » Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:54 pm

:lol: Hee-hee!

Die quodam gregi Nazarenorum nihil est quod agant. Ex quibus unus dicit, "Eamus et scortum inveniamus ut eam lapidibus percutiamus!"

Itaque lupanar proximum intrant et mulierem aetate provectam ex ianua tractam media in via deiciunt. In eo est ut mulierem supplicio adficiant, cum Iesus se inter scortum et viros interponit. Dicit, "Qui sine peccato est vestrum primus in illam lapidem mittat."

Viri de spe deiecti domum eunt. Mulier autem quaedam calculo magno capto scortum naso percutit.

Iesus se ad mulierem convertit et oculos eius maiores fiunt. Perturbatus dicit, "Mater!"
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Postby Aurelia » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:39 pm

Cur pullus viam transiit?

quam facilime! quod cupit! :lol: etiam gallina
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Postby homo trilinguis » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:40 pm

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