I shall finally let you all in on my amazing way of thought.
Have you ever eaten something, and thought, 'eerr this tastes like sheet...s of De Bello Gallico' ? Do you wish that it might taste delicious? Lately so many things in life have been inverse that I came across this theory. I can show you how to do it! It goes thus:
1. Take your bowl of disgusting food
2. Take a piece of paper
3. Take a pen
4. Draw on said paper: 1/
5. Place the paper above the bowl.
Now eat! Doesn't it taste lovely! MMM! That's because you just INVERSED the taste. Now instead of tasting like bollocks, it tastes like 1/bollocks, say bollocks has a taste value of 0.01 now your new dish has 100 score!
You can love your formerly repoussante food, but, as in Sabrina the teenage witch we may not meddle with love
That's to say, if you take the average girl from round these parts, 'feck feck feck peck your neck got a fag like' you can't just flop out your paper and shove 1 / above her head. She will NOT become beautiful and utter
latin instead! It does not work. I don't know why but love is too sacred a gift from Allah so you can't truck with it.
I shall continue such experiments in different situations to prove further my theory. More examples:
Some people say, let's say 99% of world population would say welsh to be the nastiest of tongues. Something that they have unsuccessfully tried to forcefeed us english speakers in wales since we were 3. It's like hitleroddiaeth. Then one day, inversely theoretical alpha particles ionized me, that's to say, they put 1 / on my outer energy level. On my
Unuoctium atoms at least Uuo. So I woke up and said "hmm I want to learn welsh" That's like Churchill saying hmm poffywoffy 60000 vocabulary Ich mag Hitler. The amount of times I argued resisted insulted welsh and literally hurled at her ochywdddaeth. How do I deal with it iodd?
Isn't it so beautiful now! I don't dare take away the 1/ because I shall hurl. But now it pleases me greatly.
(Note, again involving god HaShem, this does not work with Hebrew because it is sacred tongue of the covenant's chosen people)
But THEN, and listen to this mei nigri, ging ich to the library um ein Walisisches Buch zu lesen, to read a welsh book (just flaunting my *German inflexion power! in your face Emma you fecking farmer!)
but guess what! Devinez ce qu'ils eurent fait! Guess people! A welsh library, usually with 50000 unopened welsh learning books, they pulled a bloody fast one and INVERSED the bugger! Yes that's right! They had 1/50000 books which is negligible to the nearest whole book = 0 !
I just laughed and had to give them credit, they can't help das inverse theory and its potency of raping welsh libraries of welsh books. Come on people. Potestatem considerate! That's like ionizing platinum electron on 1s1. Crazy irish men!
* 1/Deutsch = Ett gott sprï¿½k !
Last year I was retarded in maths. I had a few days before the test a practise test 1/25. A boy who was explaining things to me had 16. In the real exam, we had our grades, I took top grade, he failed. And I am bloody willing to bet that I had 1/1/25 = 25/25 and he had 1.5625/25, or 2. So this year I am losing in maths, he is taking 100%, if I fail maths I will MEIN LEBEN RUIN as my mother says, which is true because it's whiteoctave and bouncy balls in harry potter halls for me, but am I worried? Je m'en soucie? Pas du tout! No way son! Because I KNOW that he will fail and I shall succeed. It's the law of nature. My maths teacher said that were ridiculous but what she didn't know is that I had drawn a big 1 / on the whiteboard above her so she was basically agreeing with me.
To conclude I should like to thank 1/steven because you (1/1/steven now) are 1/not a prick for 1/replying to me on msn. No but seriously I hate you/0.01. I give nothing to you.
I should also like to say that I rule, the inverse theory is correct and serious replies only please. You think that I am not serious? Pass the broccoli whiteoctave such people do not dare espuere suchs. I should receive a phd for this.
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