I did not have sexual relations with that man
Extra Brownie points for those versions that mirror the language of Calonice in Aristophanes' Lysistrata (because we all know she could never have kept her oath to the other Athenian women

Hopefully we can get a good few attempts which can be compared. There is a full range of abilities here (all VERY nice people); it would be nice to get a dialogue going where *not-so-confident* translators can be given some hints by the *not not-so-confident* ones.
Woodhouse's Dictionary at http://tinyurl.com/2b7fp may be handy, if you need it

Have fun,
Paul McK