Today it was very funny. Well you had to be there.
A boy in french was making great sounds, that sounded like a retarded cow's moo! They were infectious (did I spell that right mwah? I've never used that word in my entire life hah!) and I was red with laughter. My six pack even was hurting
I said randomly "il sonne comme une vache retardé" which doesn't translate well into french but she knew what I was saying. The teacher has something against this boy and replied "that's putting it politely", for some reason not in french.
Yet when she asked me in the simple oral practise in front of the class(even though I don't do their work, she knows I like this question), "comment est ta mere?" and I say "Ma mere est tres grosse. Elle est putain donc elle recoit beaucoup d'argent, pourtant je ne l'aime pas parce qu'elle se dispute avec moi tres souvent. Je veux la tuer" and she just laughs
I think, it be unfair. For gone are the days on which I said, in my first ever french lesson with another teacher (who has since fled to New Zealand!) "Je suis travesti" when every one else was saying "je suis fille/garcon". I was sent out of the class and interrogated: "Are you a transvestite?!!!!" , "No, and that's offensive to them."
Ah well I have my favourite cartoon video now! Yay. Que Dieu bénisse ebay!