A phrase has been on my lips of late, and I find this morning that there's no way to say this in either Greek or Latin.
So here's a challenge:
Die, spammer scumbag!
My main interest is how to render "spam" as noun or verb in our two favorite languages, but I'd be happy to see the entire phrase, too. Accuracy is prefered to scatalogical excursions, tempting though those are.